Black Rainbow Pocket Shopper Bag

There's nothing more satisfying when you're at the checkout than pulling out your own bag when the assistant asks if you'd like one of theirs. "No thanks, I brought my own," you reply smugly. Their eyes widen when they see you deftly undoing a bow, unfurling a slinky nylon bag from within the rainbow ric-rac festooned pocket. Then they ask to kiss you and you say "okay" and then you kiss.

Is that how romance novels are written? Please do not answer, and please do not steal my copyrighted material because I'm in (imaginary) talks with Chappell Roan to star in the movie adaptation. 

Nylon and polyester trims.

Gentle cold wash, drip dry. Do not iron, do not tumble dry.

Wear me, care for me, mend me, pass me on to someone who’ll start the process all over again.

55cm x 30cm